I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics
That’s not good for your DNA man, it could cause a friction in your genes
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
Penis and XY required to be man? False.
Only things required to be a man are:
Must Watch: Emma Watson delivers the most power speech to United Nations about feminism
If men don’t have to be aggressive, women won’t be compelled to be submissive. If men don’t need to control, women won’t have to be controlled. Both men and women should feel free to be strong. It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by who we are.
*drops mic* *kicks door down* *does perfect emma watson things*
"I mean really, Ms. Delphox is just Missy, who is just Madame Kovarian, all of whom are really just Sherlock's Irene Adler.
And people say Steven Moffat can’t write women.”
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”